As I stared at the jar and the antique
gun, I became even more curious, and pressed Jonas to tell me more about this
giant bat.
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“Not a giant bat,” he said, shaking his
head and the wooden handled shotgun. I hoped it wasn’t loaded – the gun, that
is – since he was waving it in my direction.
It turns out that while the Popobawa’s
appearance may at times remind us of an overgrown bat, the truth is far less
benign. The mature, adult Popobawa is a ferocious hunter and is renowned for
three powers: 1) it can shape shift into a humanoid appearance, thus confusing
its prey; 2) it can turn invisible for short lengths of time; 3) the third
power is rather important and has quite slipped my mind for the moment, but I’m
sure I’ll remember it when I need to.
The point being, you don’t want to make
this beast angry, or even mildly miffed at you, unless you are in possession of
one of the few items that can protect you: a thick lead suit, of all things,
which unfortunately I don’t have. However, Jonas informed me helpfully that
smearing our skin with old pig fat provides even better protection. I’m not
sure what we’d be protecting, apart from the Popobawa’s culinary experience. I
declined the suggestion. Jonas shrugged at my stupidity, opened the mysterious
jar, and slathered his dark skin with the foul ointment.
And that’s when I decided, amidst the
odour of rancid bacon, I would get proof of the existence of the Popobawa. But
first I had to ask, “What’s the shotgun for, Jonas?” I couldn’t imagine the old
relic stopping a bat-shaped demon.
He shrugged and returned it to the garden
shed.
The next day, we set out on our quest, braving
heat, dust and mosquito bites while marching across the Kenyan savannah. We
were armed with nothing more than a hat (for me), a jar of pig fat (for Jonas),
a camera (for taking photos) and the antique gun (for what purpose, I’m still
unsure).
Will
Jonas and I find the elusive but dangerous Popobawa? Will I get eaten or, even
worse, sunburned? And most importantly, will we be back for afternoon tea?
On a side note: Christmas Lites II
will be available on 26 November! This lovely collection of short stories will
raise funds for the charity ‘National Coalition Against Domestic Violence’ (www.ncadv.org). For more
details and to sign up for a great Giveaway, go to http://veredehsani.blogspot.com/p/christmas-lites-for-charity.html.
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