Friday 30 November 2012

The Popobawa: Part 1.3, African Paranormal Series


It turns out that hunting for a Popobawa is considerably more strenuous than one would imagine, what with swatting at sweat-loving flies and avoiding piles of elephant dung. Jonas and I trekked (or rather, he trekked while I stumbled) across endless kilometres of African plains, but all we saw was a herd of zebra and one giraffe  with a confused expression on its spotted face, as if it didn’t quite believe we’d survived this long.

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By midday, I called for a break and we rested beside a delightfully mosquito-infested creek in the shade of a thorn tree. I was just nodding off after eating a packed lunch when a most peculiar smell assaulted my highly sensitive nostrils.
For a moment, I assumed that Jonas’s pig fat had gone rancid (or rather, had putrefied even further), until I heard a scratching noise above me. I ever so slowly stood up and backed away from the tree. Glaring down at us with its one large eye, its wings just fluttering into visibility, was a bat-type beast that must’ve weighed at least three hundred kilograms and stood two metres tall. Except it wasn’t standing; it was crouching in the way that predators crouch right before they attack.
The creature emitted a vulgar noise and a horrendous smell, both of which were barely suitable for the inside of a water closet, never mind in public. Fortunately, we were neither in an outhouse nor in polite society, ourselves excluded, and the Savannah was quite empty of offendable ears, aside from Jonas’s and mine.
“Really the things I must put up with,” I muttered and pulled up my gloves a little higher.
Jonas wisely remained silent, handed me the antique rifle, and strummed the string of his bow with a thumb, most likely contemplating how best to sink an arrow into the beast’s bulbous head. And possibly into mine too, poor fellow, seeing as how I’d dragged him into this.
At that moment, the bat-like creature puckered up its thick, dark lips. Good gracious, I thought. What is it doing now?
Jonas collapsed onto the ground, covering his head with his arms. Now what was he doing, I wondered?
And that’s when I remembered the bit of rather critical information I had previously forgotten: the Popobawa’s third power. It can spit poison. And I was straight in its line of fire.

What should I do? Would I be blinded by poison and snatched up for dinner? And would Jonas ever wash off the smell of pig fat? Stay tuned.

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Thursday 15 November 2012

The Popobawa: Part 1.2, African Paranormal Series


As I stared at the jar and the antique gun, I became even more curious, and pressed Jonas to tell me more about this giant bat.
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“Not a giant bat,” he said, shaking his head and the wooden handled shotgun. I hoped it wasn’t loaded – the gun, that is – since he was waving it in my direction.
It turns out that while the Popobawa’s appearance may at times remind us of an overgrown bat, the truth is far less benign. The mature, adult Popobawa is a ferocious hunter and is renowned for three powers: 1) it can shape shift into a humanoid appearance, thus confusing its prey; 2) it can turn invisible for short lengths of time; 3) the third power is rather important and has quite slipped my mind for the moment, but I’m sure I’ll remember it when I need to.
The point being, you don’t want to make this beast angry, or even mildly miffed at you, unless you are in possession of one of the few items that can protect you: a thick lead suit, of all things, which unfortunately I don’t have. However, Jonas informed me helpfully that smearing our skin with old pig fat provides even better protection. I’m not sure what we’d be protecting, apart from the Popobawa’s culinary experience. I declined the suggestion. Jonas shrugged at my stupidity, opened the mysterious jar, and slathered his dark skin with the foul ointment.
And that’s when I decided, amidst the odour of rancid bacon, I would get proof of the existence of the Popobawa. But first I had to ask, “What’s the shotgun for, Jonas?” I couldn’t imagine the old relic stopping a bat-shaped demon.
He shrugged and returned it to the garden shed.
The next day, we set out on our quest, braving heat, dust and mosquito bites while marching across the Kenyan savannah. We were armed with nothing more than a hat (for me), a jar of pig fat (for Jonas), a camera (for taking photos) and the antique gun (for what purpose, I’m still unsure).
Will Jonas and I find the elusive but dangerous Popobawa? Will I get eaten or, even worse, sunburned? And most importantly, will we be back for afternoon tea?

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